Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #638
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #26741
He can be lethal death.
Quote #6752
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it...
Quote #26379
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #30846
He who undertakes too much seldom succeeds.
Quote #8108
Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety.
Quote #798
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no...
Quote #20015
We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what...