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Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.
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An expert gossiper knows how much to leave out of a conversation
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It will generally be found that men who are constantly lamenting their ill luck...
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Do not be so quick to judge or label, for one day the objects...
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When you solve a problem, you ought to thank God and go on to...
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Science cannot stop while ethics catches up — and nobody should expect scientists to...
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The case for trade is not just monetary, but moral. Economic freedom creates habits...
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Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother.
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The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.