Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #31902
Success is achieved and maintained by those who TRY, And keep TRYING. Where there...
Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #18372
There are two modes of establishing our reputation to be praised by honest men,...
Quote #17027
Knowledge is like money the more he gets, the more he craves.
Quote #26481
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man...
Quote #23282
The better work men do is always done under stress and at great personal...
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #16930
Insist on yourself never imitate. Your own gift you can present every moment with...
Quote #11305
Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his...