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In no sense do I advocate evading or defying the law … That would...
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My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose,...
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A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
Quote #21345
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic...
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Even the best of friends need time apart.
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #3854
Never have children, only grandchildren.
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What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.
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Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for competitors.
Quote #23787
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks...