Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #30499
Procrastination is like a credit card it’s a lot of fun until you get...
Quote #29146
Blossoms are scattered by the wind and the wind cares nothing, but the blossoms...
Quote #20469
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #7826
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
Quote #20010
Take away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor.
Quote #9372
I stand in awe of my body.
Quote #20251
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the...
Quote #22385
Editor a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the...