Quote #3969
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
Quote #28708
Celebrations are the juice of life.
Quote #12012
Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...
Quote #27910
I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least...
Quote #19203
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #32224
I studied the lives of great men and famous women, and I found that...
Quote #1145
To be good, according to the vulgar standard of goodness, is obviously quite easy....
Quote #34270
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
Quote #1850
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
Quote #12191
To know that one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is...