Quote #6798
To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #17785
Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
Quote #32252
The wrong sort of people are always in power because they would not be...
Quote #31369
The highest reward for man’s toil is not what he gets for it, but...
Quote #2187
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Quote #6856
If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
Quote #732
If the day and the night are such that you greet them with with...
Quote #6480
Love is being stupid together.
Quote #3333
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet...