Quote #11432
Diplomacy: lying in state.
Quote #29358
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #18524
Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
Quote #12864
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men,...
Quote #34490
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #22098
We’re all in this alone.
Quote #9157
The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #15732
Prejudice squints when it looks, and lies when it talks.
Quote #10453
I dont want to be cross, Love cannot be forced.