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Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read...
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Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong.
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“A penny for your thoughts?” “A dollar for your death.”
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Let us watch well our beginnings, and results will manage themselves.
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If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers.
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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.