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Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
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As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
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Beanie You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen...
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Never knock on Death’s door ring the bell and run away Death really hates...
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Love is friendship caught on fire.
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Difficulties are things that show what men are.
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The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it; not having it, to...