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If you had the seeds of pestilence in your body you would not have...
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Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
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Long experience has taught me this about the status of mankind with regard to...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The only business of the head in the world is to bow a ceaseless...
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Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
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If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will...
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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap...
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We do not learn by inference and deduction and the application of mathematics to...
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‘Tis an old saying, the Devil lurks behind the cross. All is not gold...