Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #29077
Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of...
Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #32453
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #1363
One picture is worth a thousand words.
Quote #21330
It is not the language of painters but the language of nature which one...
Quote #2676
No president in history has been more vilified or was more vilivied during the...
Quote #21449
There is plenty of courage among us for the abstract, but not for the...
Quote #34032
I think it’s them…Men. They have no fortitude. They’re always dying or skedaddling off...
Quote #16438
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor...