Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #15750
Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief.
Quote #3888
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same...
Quote #32651
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #25407
To find a fault is easy to do better may be difficult.
Quote #32035
Human status ought not to depend upon the changing demands of the economic process.
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #19286
I’m never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on...
Quote #10395
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Quote #28951
I learned that the only way you are going to get anywhere in life...