Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #7683
There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
Quote #15961
The greatest homage we can pay truth is to use it.
Quote #21313
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations....
Quote #398
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
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Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be...
Quote #18333
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely...
Quote #5592
Silence is the virtue of fools.
Quote #2472
I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.
Quote #12859
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.