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Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No...
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
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The good man is the man who, no matter how morally unworthy he has...
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To judge wisely, we must know how things appear to the unwise.
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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year.
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I do not believe that sheer suffering teaches. If suffering alone taught, all the...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your...
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Once a new technology rolls over you, if your’re not part of the steamroller,...