Quote #13177
If a million people say a foolish thing, is it still a foolish thing.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #15108
In making up the character of God, the old theologians failed to mention that...
Quote #7368
There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it...
Quote #18334
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue...
Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #14957
Failure comes only when we forget our ideals and objectives and principles.
Quote #5829
Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
Quote #28831
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious...
Quote #34001
America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.