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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge...
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There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or...
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Be entirely tolerant or not at all follow the good path or the evil...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.
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He who can suppress a moment’s anger may prevent a day of sorrow.
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I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form...
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone...
Quote #5821
The most precious gift we can offer others is our presence. When mindfulness embraces...