Quote #10572
If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full...
Quote #5446
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Quote #9536
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
Quote #12012
Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...
Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt
Quote #379
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Quote #22297
When you wish to instruct, be brief that men’s minds take in quickly what...
Quote #14052
An autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful. A man...
Quote #6741
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Quote #7701
You must lose a fly to catch a trout.