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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The...
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Post-Watergate morality, by which anything left private is taken as presumptive evidence of wrongdoing.
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We shall find no fiend in hell can match the fury of a disappointed...
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I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
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I never add up. I only subtract from the total dying… . . ....
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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Change does not change tradition. It strengthens it. Change is a challenge and an...
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How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to...
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Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is...
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Give no decision till both sides thou’st heard.