Quote #13557
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #20661
Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much.
Quote #30010
I came into the world either too early or too late at present, I...
Quote #29798
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Quote #28997
Whoever has the greatest command of the language, holds the power.
Quote #11724
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Quote #17949
Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.
Quote #2324
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #8599
All you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be.
Quote #18613
The most excellent and divine counsel, the best and most profitable advertisement of all...