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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
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Success, in a generally accepted sense of the term, means the opportunity to experience...
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Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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The imbecility of men is always inviting the impudence of power.
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Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
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All government — indeed, every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue and every prudent...
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For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court...
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I am more afriad of an army of 100 sheep lead by a lion...