Quote #21629
To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all.
Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
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The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no...
Quote #21125
If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United...
Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #29301
If you don’t like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to...
Quote #27906
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
Quote #12643
The secret of happiness in not in what one likes to do, but in...
Quote #11434
Discretion is the better part of valor.