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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events,...
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
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Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
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The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has...
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Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
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Where reason fails, time oft has worked a cure.
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“Oh,” replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, “he told me to come and...
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Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.