George Carlin Quote #8582 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are...
David Assael Quote #33331 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23504 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 1 scene 2 Quote #9796 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 What seest thou else In the dark backward and abysm of time?
Thomas Elliot Quote #7328 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is by no means self-evident that human beings are most real when most...
Mark Twain Quote #13644 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you...
Rodney Dangerfield, monologue Quote #8737 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Woody Allen Quote #18325 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...