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The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom He...
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We often choose a friend as we do a mistress — for no particular...
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The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of...
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A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
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There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,...
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The idea is there, locked inside, and all you have to do is remove...
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
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To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby,...