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No kind of sensation is keener and more active than that of pain its...
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Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing...
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So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you...
Quote #9001
I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you...
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Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time...
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Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of...
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Quote #2251
Wit is educated insolence.
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The poor complain that they are governed badly. The rich complain that they are...
Quote #1089
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence