Quote #17820
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could...
Quote #187
The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.
Quote #13806
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.
Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #34481
You’ve got to be original, because if you’re like someone else, what do they...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #3190
There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited...
Quote #14686
Ambition is not a vice of little people.
Quote #11883
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less...
Quote #24635
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...