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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #28033
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
Quote #17297
Of no mortal say, ‘That man is happy,’ till vexed by no grievous ill...
Quote #15453
When you differ with a man, show him, by your looks, by your bearing...
Quote #29530
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we’ll find it.
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The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are...
Quote #23271
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Quote #32701
I write music with an exclamation point
Quote #380
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Quote #28260
To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...