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Damn the torpedoes Full speed ahead
Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #4748
I know why the caged bird sings.
Quote #13789
The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it.
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I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt...
Quote #19198
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
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Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger a miracle may not save you…and if it...
Quote #19553
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #22967
The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.