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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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Most of us think ourselves as standing wearily and helplessly at the center of...
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Carter Please tell me you speak English. I’m Detective Carter. Do you speaka any...
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To know someone here or there with whom you can feel there is understanding...
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I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he...
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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The fields were fruitful and starving men moved on the roads. The granaries were...
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The anthropologists are busy, indeed, and ready to transport us back into the savage...
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The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160...