Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #75
One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor...
Quote #4913
An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told.
Quote #33896
Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early...
Quote #15851
Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one...
Quote #4906
If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
Quote #12152
Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
Quote #12835
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Quote #6263
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Quote #775
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.