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What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a...
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Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not wish to sign...
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Man ceased to be an ape, vanquished the ape, on the day the first...
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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
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A man that should call everything by its right name, would hardly pass the...
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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
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The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
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He who begins many things finishes but few.
Quote #30893
Don’t live in a town where there are no doctors.