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If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone...
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Before you agree to do anything that might add even the smallest amount of...
Quote #780
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #34530
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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It’s no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The...
Quote #15948
There are many men whose tongues might govern multitudes if they could govern their...
Quote #19739
Bo There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water