Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #6303
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #31618
Why was I so blind that I couldn’t see our love was changing underneath...
Quote #12052
One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes...
Quote #13997
Tempt not a desperate man.
Quote #1876
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
Quote #33660
The freedom of poetic license.
Quote #3623
Over the past ten years, for the first time, intelligence had become socially correct...