Quote #13799
Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #19228
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Quote #28143
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #27406
Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
Quote #9338
The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else....
Quote #28752
I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the...
Quote #5345
Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you...
Quote #25234
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
Quote #6907
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.