Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #24599
No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny the officious demands of policemen, government...
Quote #24240
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #17882
In religion and politics, people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten...
Quote #14133
Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. The friends who listen...
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Quote #16669
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Quote #15516
Not all those who know their minds know their hearts as well.
Quote #8032
Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.