Quote #26747
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
Quote #21610
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
Quote #24271
My pacifism is an instinctive feeling, a feeling that possesses me because the murder...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #13808
Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.
Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Quote #12970
However many holy words you read, However many you speak, What good will they...
Quote #4863
Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
Quote #26596
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Quote #3502
Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.