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If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it’s a murder. If 50,000...
Quote #28794
Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them...
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Quote #22293
When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
Quote #13737
Success is that old ABC — ability, breaks, and courage.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think...
Quote #27390
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Quote #19043
Kindness in ourselves is the honey that blunts the sting of unkindness in another.
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I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...
Quote #18278
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.