Quote #2514
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Quote #11347
Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
Quote #1698
America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
Quote #26452
Learning is acquired by reading books but the much more necessary learning, the knowledge...
Quote #26659
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
Quote #13569
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #574
War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.
Quote #22098
We’re all in this alone.
Quote #1016
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...