Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #4189
Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor.
Quote #3242
I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.
Quote #30982
The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but...
Quote #29828
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #22475
When the president does it, that means it is not illegal.
Quote #22389
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Quote #8492
Arrogant and right is surely better than humble and wrong.
Quote #13921
We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
Quote #6811
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.