Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #1529
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
Quote #4259
Is virtue a thing remote? I wish to be virtuous, and lo! Virtue is...
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #16504
Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
Quote #3073
What you have when everyone wears the same playclothes for all occasions, is addressad...
Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #17600
After the cheers have died down and the stadium is empty, after the headlines...
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #24480
You are a king by your own fireside, as much as any monarch in...