Quote #811
Everything you can imagine is real.
Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #16407
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive Love is everything it’s...
Quote #9787
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Quote #34792
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your...
Quote #10249
Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #11992
Honesty is being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.
Quote #412
It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.
Quote #6376
I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.