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Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
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Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...
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Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious...
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It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat...
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Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint....
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful,...
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A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a...
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Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices so climbing is performed in...