Quote #32464
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #26120
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #15490
Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities...
Quote #7196
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
Quote #27462
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t...
Quote #27540
There is no point at which you can say, ‘Well, I’m successful now. I...
Quote #2325
When I get smitten, I stay smut.
Quote #9871
Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because the...
Quote #14817
Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart – the dark apology...