Quote #20363
People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Quote #16099
It would take battalions of angels to protect us from our dreaded dangers, though...
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #9093
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #11220
A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.
Quote #18691
Repentance is another name for aspiration.
Quote #28097
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I’ll waste no time...
Quote #16739
The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...
Quote #4594
It takes a long time to bring excellence to maturity.