Quote #11395
Children are not things to be molded, but are people to be unfolded.
Quote #1998
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #23863
You can tell the character of every man when you see how he receives...
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #2396
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #15915
When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask...
Quote #19151
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #4974
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...