Quote #1491
Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream.
Quote #8840
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the...
Quote #7826
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
Quote #31413
I think we have a need to know what we do not need to...
Quote #12098
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #10354
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree,...
Quote #9125
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have...
Quote #26418
There is time for work. And there is time for love. That leaves no...
Quote #12245
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowlege: it is those who know little,...