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To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything...
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A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a...
Quote #1645
Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for.
Quote #34439
Those who know how to win are much more numerous than those who know...
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Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,But I do love thee! and when I love...
Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #33460
Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just...
Quote #30948
The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...