Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #3872
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #27284
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #23236
If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within...
Quote #30022
It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another it is one...
Quote #33798
All people want is someone to listen.
Quote #33480
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and...
Quote #15963
Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at the touch, nay,...
Quote #20273
The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
Quote #14319
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.