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I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the...
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
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Humore is an affirmation of man’s dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all...
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I have found adventure in flying, in world travel, in business, and even close...
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A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive...
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We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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Anyone who doesn’t make mistakes isn’t trying hard enough.
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No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.